Puppy naps

When it comes to sleeping, Pulgoso is awesome!

My daddy is active so that makes me active. He's also obsessed with surviving the upcoming zombie apocalypse, so he really makes sure I'm in tip top shape. But with all this activity, I crash and burn. 

I can sleep anywhere and anytime. First off there's the bed! My nice cushy bed that daddy got from Marshall's. My bed is in daddy's room so I like that I get to sleep next to his bed. While Bunbun sleeps under. 

But I think I'm getting to big now. 

Under the bed works also. 

Of course there is the couch! It's nice to let body parts dangle off the couch when I'm passed out like some kind of unemployed drunk guy. 

It's even nicer to share the couch with a friend after a hard day's work. 

The sofa chair. I love the sofa chair and it's ergonomicly shaped curves that lets me sleep like a kitty cat. 

    

The gym mat is also an excellent place to sleep. So I can wake up and and do my exercise right away. 

This nap on the yoga mat is called downward facing dog. 

The living room is cool. Nice cool wood floor and next to Bunbun is a plus. 

The kitchen is another awesome place to sleep. Some days I'm super hungry so when I sleep in the kitchen I just roll over and stick my face into my bowl. Nomnom time! Back to sleep! 

But of course I can sleep anywhere if it's next to daddy!

And even better next to mommy!!!

No matter where you sleep and have your happy puppy dreams don't forget to say your prayers. Good night! 

People humans confuse me

Somedays when I'm just hanging out in front of my house. Somedays I don't even have a leash on and I just roam around the lawn sniffing at the grass , maybe even taking a nibble here and there. 

What I don't get is when people freak out? Maybe 1 out of ever 12, someone is scared of me, and the other 11 adore me and always want to say hi. Human people ask dumb questions to my dad like: 

Is he friendly? Duh that's why I'm hanging out here with a pink soccer ball with no leash. 

Does he bite? Umm yeah sure I'm a real killer dog. I'm a golden retriever what do do you think?

Is he OK? That's a vague and stupid question, I'm fine and dandy how bout you?

Is he neutered? That's a very sensitive subject, unfortunately doesn't look like you or your parents were so apparently perfect puppies like me aren't allowed to breed but idiots are. Sad sad world. 

I should ask them stupid questions also like Are you guys friendly?

Why you smell funny?

Do your kids bite? They look like they do I be seeing some crazy stuff on the news. 

Silly humans. Just walk along. 

SMH 

Newshound Journalism

It's no secret, my dad is a newscaster for a Filipino network, so naturally I have gravitation towards his work. Out of curiosity, but it's getting ridiculous. 

He takes me to work sometimes like a newshound. His daddy and mommy use to work in tv stations in the Philippines. He's a self proclaimed studio baby and I think he's doing the same to me. 

That's the news truck. Just a truck. Not a van with a big satellite dish. Just a truck with stickers. 

Now he's trying to dress me like him and pretend to do the news. I guess it's fun but I hate it when I have to wear glasses. I'm not a seeing eye dog. 

My daddy thinks he's some kind of Asian Clark Kent just because Superman was a journalist. Heller! Mommy is like 10 times the catch crazy Margot Kitter Lois Lane ever was and don't get me started on Kate Bosworth or Terri Hatcher as Lois Lane. You're not Christopher Reeve. You're just a Steve. 

That's not even a real phone booth! 

Then he makes me some kind of Krypto aka 

Superman's dog. 

Well news flash Mr. TV Journalist, no one recognizes you. The only reason people notice you is because of me. Filipinos see the most pogi cutest white English golden retriever ever and when they look up at the hobo that I'm walking, then they realize it's you that "guy from the TFC" bwhahahah. And stop telling people you're Juan Dela Cruz. 

The funny part is I barely get to watch daddy do his journalizing. He doesn't even have cable. Can't afford it. That's why mommy the aesthetic nurse always tells me to go to law school and just be a lawyer and do not be a law school drop out like my daddy. 

Oh well back to my studies. 

Eaton Canyon

After daddy pretty much left me alone with Bunbun for two days straight, he took me on a fun new adventure today to Eaton Canyon in Altadena. It was a nice 15 minute drive down the 210 east. I was excited when I got out and went on this big big hiking trail. 

We walked for a really long time. I was starting to get tired. 

Then I saw something! A stream of water. That gave Pulgoso more energy to keep on walking. 

And the trail of walking led to something awesome!

A waterfall! With a little pond for doggies to play in.

I wanted to play and splish splash but you need to stay on a leash so daddy had to go in the water with me. 

I even saw other puppies there but we had to play with our leashes on.

Hehehe I got wet in the water. 

It was fun but for the long hike and to be tethered to daddy in the water kinda wasn't worth the long walk.

There's wasn't much water either. I guess this California drought season is for reals.

But we finally got to see it and most importantly I spent the day and got exercise with my daddy.